Post by janjones on Aug 19, 2008 10:50:49 GMT
Reading our local paper this week..court reports
Miss Thingymebob, ( not real name obviously) appeared before the magistrates court in Grimsby in relation to theft and abusive behaviour. It wasn't the first time she had been in court, she has a poor record for theft and causing a nuisance etc. The judge decided a custodial sentence was inevitable as he was fed up of her re-offending. She'd had chance after chance. Sentenced to be taken to prison for four months Miss Thingymebob was shocked... Quote from evening telegraph... " oh no, not that, I'll do anything, I'll kiss your ar*e and i'll even lick it for you " ... the judge graciously declined the offer and the young `lady' was taken away. . True story by the way. Made me wonder if she had tried that line before on one of the times she'd gotten away with it ;D
Miss Thingymebob, ( not real name obviously) appeared before the magistrates court in Grimsby in relation to theft and abusive behaviour. It wasn't the first time she had been in court, she has a poor record for theft and causing a nuisance etc. The judge decided a custodial sentence was inevitable as he was fed up of her re-offending. She'd had chance after chance. Sentenced to be taken to prison for four months Miss Thingymebob was shocked... Quote from evening telegraph... " oh no, not that, I'll do anything, I'll kiss your ar*e and i'll even lick it for you " ... the judge graciously declined the offer and the young `lady' was taken away. . True story by the way. Made me wonder if she had tried that line before on one of the times she'd gotten away with it ;D
