julia
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your never to old to have soul
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Post by julia on Apr 6, 2006 20:09:23 GMT
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive >blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single >roll >of the dice. >She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm >completely nude. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the >dice and >yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" >As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! >YES! >I WON, I WON!" >She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her >clothes and quickly departed. >The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, >"What did she roll?" >The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." >MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. lol
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Post by shakeandvac on Apr 11, 2006 15:48:38 GMT
;D Don't tell me you are one of those feminist types burn your bra and all that malarkey woman's liberationists. All men may be a bit dim, but at least we can 1. park cars 2. understand the off side rule 3. men are the better cooks.
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julia
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your never to old to have soul
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Post by julia on Apr 11, 2006 19:16:25 GMT
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