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Kinky
Apr 12, 2006 9:40:25 GMT
Post by steve womack on Apr 12, 2006 9:40:25 GMT
A woman was sitting in a pub enjoying an after work drink with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £20......on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment and then slowly removed a £20 note from her handbag, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said.... "Clean my house." :-[Sorry guys the missus insisted I put this on
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julia
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your never to old to have soul
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Kinky
Apr 12, 2006 11:09:43 GMT
Post by julia on Apr 12, 2006 11:09:43 GMT
hahahaha yep just goes to show dont it, it's the male species that has a one track mind lol ;D
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Kinky
Apr 12, 2006 20:50:14 GMT
Post by makemvinyl on Apr 12, 2006 20:50:14 GMT
hahahaha yep just goes to show dont it, it's the male species that has a one track mind lol ;D Personally would have used "3 unusable words" grunge me nadgers
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julia
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your never to old to have soul
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Kinky
Apr 13, 2006 7:27:29 GMT
Post by julia on Apr 13, 2006 7:27:29 GMT
;D hahaha yep just like i said one track mind lol i would have said do the ironing meself lol cos it's the only job i hate doin ;D
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