Post by steve womack on May 6, 2006 13:21:22 GMT
Harold is 73 and lives in an ‘Aged Persons Home’.
Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening one of the other residents Mildred, wanders into the garden and they begin to chat about the ‘good old days’ and before they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks,
"Do you know after all these years, what I miss most of all?"
"What?" asks Mildred.
"Sex!!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you silly old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held
a gun to your head!
“I know, I know” says Harold, but it would be so nice if a woman could just hold it for a while."
"Well, that’s no problem if you would like I can oblige," says Mildred, who proceeds to unzips Harold’s trousers,
Removes his manhood and proceeds to just sit and hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where
they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.
She searches around the Home where she founds him sitting by
the duck pond with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! How can you do this to me?
What does Ethel have that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replies, "Parkinson's."
Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening one of the other residents Mildred, wanders into the garden and they begin to chat about the ‘good old days’ and before they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks,
"Do you know after all these years, what I miss most of all?"
"What?" asks Mildred.
"Sex!!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you silly old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held
a gun to your head!
“I know, I know” says Harold, but it would be so nice if a woman could just hold it for a while."
"Well, that’s no problem if you would like I can oblige," says Mildred, who proceeds to unzips Harold’s trousers,
Removes his manhood and proceeds to just sit and hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where
they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.
She searches around the Home where she founds him sitting by
the duck pond with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! How can you do this to me?
What does Ethel have that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replies, "Parkinson's."