Post by steve womack on May 21, 2006 10:46:45 GMT
A guy is driving around Newcastle and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog for Sale."
Interested he rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back garden.
The guy goes into the garden and sees a Golden Labrador sitting there sniffing his arse.
Is it true that "you can talk?" he asks.
"Yes, I certainly can," replies the labrador.
"So, what's your story?" asks the totally amazed guy
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was just a pup and I decided that I wanted to use this gift to help my country so I joined M.I.6 and in no time, at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders and because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping I learned a lot of good information.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running,
but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.
So I left M.I.6 and took a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, to a lovely bi**h had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy just doesn't know what to say, so he goes back to the owner and asks him how much he wants for the dog.
Ten quid," replies the Geordie
"TEN POUNDS!!!!, TEN POUNDS!!!!! This dog is amazing.
why on earth would anyone want to sell him so cheap?"
"Because he's a lying Ba****d.
he never did any of that stuff."
;D ;D ;D ;D