World Cup Squad Announcements

[Nick®]

The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup


BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006


Pinnochio

Libero

Vimto Memento Borneo Tango


Cheerio Subbuteo


Scenario Fellatio


Portfolio


SUBS:

Placebo

Porno

Polio

Banjo

Brasso

Stereo (L)

Stereo (R)

Hydrochlorofluoro

Aristotle

Computersezno



YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006


Itch


Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch


Hic Sic Spic Pric



Digaditch Fallinaditch



Horseraditch



SUBS:



Mowapitch

Letsgetrich

Shagabitch





RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006



Whodyanicabolicov



Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov



Slalomsky Downhillsky



Risky Swedishshev Mastershev



Fuckov Ufuckov



SUBS:


Rubitov

Gechakitov

Sodov

Pastryshev

Najinsky

Ivorripabollockov

Taykitov




ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006


Chatanoogaciouciou


Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou


Busqueue Snookercu


Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou


I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi



SUBS:

U

NonU

ManU

Stuffyiou

Lee Kwan Yu




DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006


Toomanigoalssen



Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen



Firstsson Seccondsson



Thirdsson



Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen



Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen



SUBS:


Howmanygoalsisthatssen

Finallygaveupcountinssen

Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen

Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen




ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006


Baloni



Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli



Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani



Legslikejelli Havabenni



Wobblijelli Spendapenni



SUBS:


Cantthinkofani!!!

Buggermi





MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006



San Francisco


Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly



Manuel Gearbox


Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero


Chihuahua Jose


SUBS:

Jesus Maria Don Key

Burrito

Speedy Gonzalez

Tequila

Caramba



DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006


Kenning van Hire


Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez



Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors



Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe



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Van Iller

Van Ishincreme

Van Morrison


Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.



There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.


The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded fom the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.

[afcgotsoul]

Late news
"Yugoslavia" - late addition after release from STD clinic - Ivan Ellovanich.
Russian squad augmented by former Billiards champion of Minsk - Inov the Red
and the multi-faceted Dutchman - Van Taj Miss Sharapova - is released from the Umpiring staff at Roland Garros.
I thought that Diogenes had been picked by Brazil but I see now from the squad that Aristotle successfully argued with the Brazilian FA that he (Diogenes) should be left at home to think about it.

I heard as well that the Mexican catering staff is headed up by Uncle Ben.

And that the young Rumanian lad, Buhu, was devastated at being left out. As was the whole of the squad.

[Nick®]

The referee's & assistants for the final have also been anounced and they are:

Wedgin Mepocket
Bung Me
Iwant Sumdosh

The 4th official is: Stan Dere

Substitutes:

Needin Specs
Gotno Mamdad
Wishi Wasaplaya

[s0ul45]

Who are Denmark playing against?

[afcgotsoul]

They are in Virtual Group 3 with Uruguay, South Africa and China.