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Women
Jun 8, 2006 20:00:25 GMT
Post by perkin on Jun 8, 2006 20:00:25 GMT
Why do women wear makeup and perfume? 'Cos they're ugly and they smell!
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Women
Jun 8, 2006 20:37:59 GMT
Post by steve womack on Jun 8, 2006 20:37:59 GMT
;D Your going out with the wrong girls perkin me old mucker ;D
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Women
Jun 8, 2006 20:40:28 GMT
Post by perkin on Jun 8, 2006 20:40:28 GMT
It was ever thus...
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Women
Jun 9, 2006 13:15:46 GMT
Post by girldancer on Jun 9, 2006 13:15:46 GMT
I'm not ugly and I certainly don't smell!!!
Here's one for you.
Why can't single girls break wind?
Because they only get an a**ehole when they get married!!!!
Enough said?!!!!!!!!
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Women
Jun 10, 2006 7:10:55 GMT
Post by steve womack on Jun 10, 2006 7:10:55 GMT
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Women
Jun 13, 2006 14:03:19 GMT
Post by perkin on Jun 13, 2006 14:03:19 GMT
I'm not ugly and I certainly don't smell!!! Here's one for you. Why can't single girls break wind? Because they only get an a**ehole when they get married!!!! Enough said?!!!!!!!! OK, here's one then. I think I'm anorexic- whenever I look in the mirror, I see a big fat B*****d!
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Women
Jun 13, 2006 21:23:24 GMT
Post by girldancer on Jun 13, 2006 21:23:24 GMT
Well Perkin, you're not my husband in disguise by any chance? You sound just like him after he's had a few pints with his mates!!!!!!
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Women
Jun 13, 2006 21:31:49 GMT
Post by steve womack on Jun 13, 2006 21:31:49 GMT
:)You're probably using my mirror there by mistake giz it back ;D
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Women
Jun 14, 2006 21:38:47 GMT
Post by perkin on Jun 14, 2006 21:38:47 GMT
Fancy dress party- there's a knock on the door and it's a lad carrying his girlfriend piggy-back.
"What have you come as?"
"Mutant Ninja Turtle."
Points to girlfriend- "who's that?"
"That's Michelle!"
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Women
Jun 14, 2006 21:39:24 GMT
Post by perkin on Jun 14, 2006 21:39:24 GMT
A Welsh farmer walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, and says "this is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache!"
His wife says "Thick b*****d, look you, that's not a pig, it's a sheep!"
Farmer replies "I wasn't talking to you..."
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julia
Full Member
your never to old to have soul
Posts: 152
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Women
Jun 19, 2006 8:34:07 GMT
Post by julia on Jun 19, 2006 8:34:07 GMT
well ive been off line for a couple ov weeks and see the women sexist joke's are still comin in lol,will have to get looking for a new joke book about you guy's, but then again when god created man he made the bigest joke of all time lol so beware you guys im gonna go find some ammo to hit back at you ;D
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Women
Jun 19, 2006 21:19:09 GMT
Post by girldancer on Jun 19, 2006 21:19:09 GMT
Good for you Julia, us girls have got to stick together. Watch out fellas, we're out to get you!!!!!
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Women
Jun 23, 2006 8:26:16 GMT
Post by shakeandvac on Jun 23, 2006 8:26:16 GMT
Whats the difference between a woman and a shopping trolley..................... .............................a shopping trolley has got a mind of its own.
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Women
Jun 23, 2006 8:28:24 GMT
Post by shakeandvac on Jun 23, 2006 8:28:24 GMT
Why have woman got legs..........................................................have you seen the mess a snail leaves behind. ;D
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Women
Aug 1, 2006 20:52:01 GMT
Post by Ianlatics on Aug 1, 2006 20:52:01 GMT
husband says to wife "I want to put my dick in your ear" she says "but it could make me deaf" he replies 20yrs in your mouth didn`t stop you talking........
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