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Post by perkin on Jun 14, 2006 10:38:13 GMT
Why does an Irishman wear two condoms?
to be sure, to be sure...
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Armed robber bursts into a bank and demands £100,000 from cashier.
She says "would you by any chance, happen to be an Irish gentleman?"
Robber replies "to be sure! But how did you know, bayjaysus?" (or something)
"You've sawn the wrong end off your shotgun..."
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Two Irish labourers sat in a transit van in a layby, as a lorry-load of turf goes by.
"See that, Michael?" says one, between bites of his pie. "When I win der lottery, I'm gonner do that."
"What's dat, den?" Says Michael, looking up from his Daily Star.
"Send my grass away to get cut."
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Irish mixed grill: boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes, baked potato & chips!
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