Post by perkin on Jun 14, 2006 10:40:34 GMT
Ok, ok...
The parish vicar's bicycle has been stolen, so he goes to see the bishop to ask his advice.
"This never fails," says Bish. "Do the old 'Ten Commandments' sermon on Sunday, and when you get to 'thou shalt not steal..,' watch closely for a look of shame, which will indicate the guilty party!"
Anyway, Monday afternoon, and the Bishop is driving through the village in his pimped-out Range Rover. He sees the vicar cycling towards him & winds down the window.
"Success, eh? I told you it'd work!" Says Bish.
The vicar replies, with a grin "it did! I got to 'thou shalt not commit adultery...' and I remembered where I'd left the B*****d!"
The parish vicar's bicycle has been stolen, so he goes to see the bishop to ask his advice.
"This never fails," says Bish. "Do the old 'Ten Commandments' sermon on Sunday, and when you get to 'thou shalt not steal..,' watch closely for a look of shame, which will indicate the guilty party!"
Anyway, Monday afternoon, and the Bishop is driving through the village in his pimped-out Range Rover. He sees the vicar cycling towards him & winds down the window.
"Success, eh? I told you it'd work!" Says Bish.
The vicar replies, with a grin "it did! I got to 'thou shalt not commit adultery...' and I remembered where I'd left the B*****d!"