Post by perkin on Jun 14, 2006 10:42:43 GMT
OK, OK...
An Indian doctor & an African doctor are having a heated discussion in a hospital corridor.
Indian doc: "I telling you, it's 'WOOOMB!' w,o,o,o,m,b...!"
African doc: "No, no, my friend, it's 'WOMba, Womba!"
Anyway, a senior staff nurse overhears them and interjects 'actually gentlemen, I think the word you're refering to is 'WOMB,' spelt w,o,m,b."
The nurse walks off and the two doctors stare after her in disbelief. They eventually look at each other with puzzled expressions, and the Indian doctor says:
"I don't know what she's on about, I bet she's never even SEEN a hippopotamus, let alone heard one fart underwater!"
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Bloke goes to doctor's for a routine check-up. Just as the doc finishes, he says "hmm. Tell me, do you masturbate at all?"
When the guy admits he does, the doc sighs, smiles and puts his hands on his hips, and says "isn't it GREAT?"
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Doctor says to patient "hmmm... I'm intrigued by your yellow 9". Tell me, what does your girlfriend think about it?"
Patient replies "oh, I don't have a girlfriend, I live on me own...'
"Well," says the doc, "perhaps you are routinely exposed to some chemical or toxic substance, at work?"
"Oh, I don't have a job," says the guy, "I'm on't dole..."
"Well, what do you do all day?" asks the doctor.
"I just sit around all day, watching porn and eating cheetos..."
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OK, OK...
A blues singer goes to the doctors, and says "woke up this morning, had a pain all down my back."
"Said I woke up this morning, had a pain all down my back."
Etc
An Indian doctor & an African doctor are having a heated discussion in a hospital corridor.
Indian doc: "I telling you, it's 'WOOOMB!' w,o,o,o,m,b...!"
African doc: "No, no, my friend, it's 'WOMba, Womba!"
Anyway, a senior staff nurse overhears them and interjects 'actually gentlemen, I think the word you're refering to is 'WOMB,' spelt w,o,m,b."
The nurse walks off and the two doctors stare after her in disbelief. They eventually look at each other with puzzled expressions, and the Indian doctor says:
"I don't know what she's on about, I bet she's never even SEEN a hippopotamus, let alone heard one fart underwater!"
************************************************
Bloke goes to doctor's for a routine check-up. Just as the doc finishes, he says "hmm. Tell me, do you masturbate at all?"
When the guy admits he does, the doc sighs, smiles and puts his hands on his hips, and says "isn't it GREAT?"
*************************************************
Doctor says to patient "hmmm... I'm intrigued by your yellow 9". Tell me, what does your girlfriend think about it?"
Patient replies "oh, I don't have a girlfriend, I live on me own...'
"Well," says the doc, "perhaps you are routinely exposed to some chemical or toxic substance, at work?"
"Oh, I don't have a job," says the guy, "I'm on't dole..."
"Well, what do you do all day?" asks the doctor.
"I just sit around all day, watching porn and eating cheetos..."
**************************************************
OK, OK...
A blues singer goes to the doctors, and says "woke up this morning, had a pain all down my back."
"Said I woke up this morning, had a pain all down my back."
Etc