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Post by perkin on Jun 14, 2006 21:29:47 GMT
Skin'ead joke -----------------
Two skin'eads sat on a park bench
"Oi, where's your bull terrier?"
"Dead."
"What'd he die of?"
"Fleas."
"Dogs don't die of fleas!"
"F*ckin' do if they give 'em to me..."
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Accountant joke ---------------------
How can you tell an extrovert accountant?
He stares at your shoes when he's talking to you
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Welsh joke ---------------
Welsh beef: lamb
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Scottish joke -----------------
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
The sheep are starting to recognise the sound of zips
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Australian joke -------------------
The Aussies have discovered two new uses for sheep: meat and wool!
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Post by perkin on Jun 14, 2006 21:37:42 GMT
CAMPSITE JOKE --------------------
A snobby woman complains to the owner of a campsite because there's no lock on the toilet door.
"Don't worry, missus," he replies, "we haven't had a bucket of piss stolen in 30 years!"
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SCOOTER JOKE -------------------
I traded in my PK50 for a sheep...
It was less embarassing being seen getting off a sheep!
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CANNIBAL JOKE --------------------
Two cannibals sat tucking into a clown.
One stops eating, turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
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