nonliving things have a gender.

[peter101]

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

Ziploc Bags
are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers
are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tyre
is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.


A Hot Air Balloon
is Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's the hot air part.


Sponges
are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.


A Web Page
is Female, because it's always getting
hit on.


A Subway
is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.


An Hourglass
is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.


A Hammer is Male,
because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
around.


A Remote Control
is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male, didn't you? But consider this -- it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!

any others please

[afcgotsoul]

Glasses/Spectacles are male cos you can see right through them.

Pavements are "old" male - because everyone walks all over them.

Cricket pitches are female because men hit on them.

Leaflets in the street are sexed both ways (but really ugly) cos if either sex picks one up even for a minute or two they soon throw them away.

Microwaves are male because they often finish before you've even got your coat off.

Pawnbroker's shops (or whatever they call them now) are female and blonde cos they take everything in.

Little bins under the sink are male cos they're always full of rubbish.
Whereas dustbins are mostly female cos men pick them up.

Brainstorm over.

Hope I've been fair and that I've touched on my feminine side.