Post by steve womack on Jul 29, 2006 0:28:42 GMT
THE REDHEAD
A man is dining in a restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to go over and talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying
out of its socket and shoots toward the man.
His arm reflexively shoots out, grabs it out of the air and hands it back to her.
The woman smiles and pops her eye back in but is obviously embarrassed and distressed.
“I am so sorry” she tells him “this must have ruined your night please let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,"
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
they end up going to the theater which is followed by drinks.
They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he
shares his. She listens. He listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come back to her place for a nightcap and informs him that she makes a great breakfast if he would like to stay.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a him a full monty with all
the trimmings.
The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! And he can’t believe his luck
“You know”,he says, "you are the perfect woman, are
you this nice to every guy you meet? "
No, "she replies. . . "
“You just happened to catch my eye."
SORRY!!! They are getting worse.
A man is dining in a restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to go over and talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying
out of its socket and shoots toward the man.
His arm reflexively shoots out, grabs it out of the air and hands it back to her.
The woman smiles and pops her eye back in but is obviously embarrassed and distressed.
“I am so sorry” she tells him “this must have ruined your night please let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,"
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
they end up going to the theater which is followed by drinks.
They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he
shares his. She listens. He listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come back to her place for a nightcap and informs him that she makes a great breakfast if he would like to stay.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a him a full monty with all
the trimmings.
The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! And he can’t believe his luck
“You know”,he says, "you are the perfect woman, are
you this nice to every guy you meet? "
No, "she replies. . . "
“You just happened to catch my eye."
SORRY!!! They are getting worse.