Post by steve womack on Jul 29, 2006 1:03:56 GMT
It’s Bills the milkman’s last day after 40 years of unstinting deliveries and at every house he is greeted warmly by the occupiers and presented with gifts as a token of thanks.
At No26 the Jones give him a bottle of champagne
, at No 28 the Smiths give him a bottle of vintage port , at No 30 Mrs Watson has baked him a special retirement cake and so by the time he reaches No 32 there are tears welling up in his eyes 
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The door opens and there stands the gorgeous Mrs Mary Stone in a see through ‘baby doll’ nighty that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination.
Wow thinks Bill as she invites him in and leads him upstairs to the bedroom.
Now although Bill is knocking on a bit, he manly rises to the occasion and gives Mrs Stone a good seeing to.
After the best sex of his entire life Bill is laying on the bed heart palpitating twenty to the dozen when Mary jumps up and shoots off down to the kitchen, after a couple of minutes she strolls back in still naked carrying a tray with a cup of tea on it and hands it to Bill. Gratefully he picks up the teacup and notices there is a five pound note under it, confused he looks at Mary and says “after 40 years of service this is the first time anything like this has ever happened to me, I don’t know what to say but It’s been great Thank You I will remember this for the rest of my life.
“It was my pleasure Bill” says Mary but to be honest it was really my husbands idea,
I told him yesterday that it was your last day today and that we should do something nice for you and he said
“F-ck him give him a fiver”
At No26 the Jones give him a bottle of champagne
, at No 28 the Smiths give him a bottle of vintage port , at No 30 Mrs Watson has baked him a special retirement cake and so by the time he reaches No 32 there are tears welling up in his eyes 
. The door opens and there stands the gorgeous Mrs Mary Stone in a see through ‘baby doll’ nighty that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination.
Wow thinks Bill as she invites him in and leads him upstairs to the bedroom.
Now although Bill is knocking on a bit, he manly rises to the occasion and gives Mrs Stone a good seeing to.
After the best sex of his entire life Bill is laying on the bed heart palpitating twenty to the dozen when Mary jumps up and shoots off down to the kitchen, after a couple of minutes she strolls back in still naked carrying a tray with a cup of tea on it and hands it to Bill. Gratefully he picks up the teacup and notices there is a five pound note under it, confused he looks at Mary and says “after 40 years of service this is the first time anything like this has ever happened to me, I don’t know what to say but It’s been great Thank You I will remember this for the rest of my life.
“It was my pleasure Bill” says Mary but to be honest it was really my husbands idea,
I told him yesterday that it was your last day today and that we should do something nice for you and he said
“F-ck him give him a fiver”