Post by girldancer on Aug 8, 2006 16:06:18 GMT
80 year old man went for a check-up. Doc said "We need to do a sperm count, so take this jar home and bring it back tomorrow with a semen sample."
Old man returns next day with jar still clean and empty. "What happened" asked doc. Old man explained -
"Well doc, first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. I tried with my left hand, but nothing. I tried with both hands, but still nothing. So my wife tried, but even with both hands, nothing. She put it in her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with teeth out, but still nothing. We asked young Helen from next door, she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doc was shocked. "You asked your neighbour?"
"Yes", said the old man, "but none of us could get the jar open"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old man returns next day with jar still clean and empty. "What happened" asked doc. Old man explained -
"Well doc, first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. I tried with my left hand, but nothing. I tried with both hands, but still nothing. So my wife tried, but even with both hands, nothing. She put it in her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with teeth out, but still nothing. We asked young Helen from next door, she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doc was shocked. "You asked your neighbour?"
"Yes", said the old man, "but none of us could get the jar open"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
