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FOOTIE
Aug 13, 2006 16:39:44 GMT
Post by steve womack on Aug 13, 2006 16:39:44 GMT
Ronaldo goes into a Burger King and asks for two Whoppers. The girl behind the counter says "Ok: your not fat and you're still a great player ;D :)Saddam Hussein's just been sentenced to death by firing squad and his last request is that Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher do it from12 yards.
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FOOTIE
Aug 14, 2006 18:13:02 GMT
Post by afcgotsoul on Aug 14, 2006 18:13:02 GMT
So this woman gets home and goes past her 35 year old daughter's bedroom and hears the unmistakeable sound of a vibrator. She asks her about it later and she says - "Mum I'm 35, it's all passed me by. This is the closest I'll get to marriage." The next day her father hears the same and his daughter tells him the same story. Two days later - yesterday in fact - the wife comes back from the Garden Centre at about 3:30 and hears the noise coming from the living room where her husband is sitting watching the tele with the vibrator on full power on the next chair. She says "What on earth are you doing ?" And he said "I'm watching Chelsea - Liverpool with the son-in-law"
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