THE FIRST CHRISTMAS JOKE OF THE YEAR

[girldancer]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season," said Saint Peter, "You must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into is pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said "They're bells".
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started seaching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of womens knickers.
Saint Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked "And just what do those symbolise?"

The man replied "They're Carols".






(Yes, I did say 'CAROLS' not 'MELS') !

[mobbsynorwich]

i was walking down the high street Saturday morning Boots the chemist had a big display of doctor whites ,Tampax, lillets and always the lady in the shop told me they were for the Christmas period ;D

[girldancer]

mobbsynorwich said:

i was walking down the high street Saturday morning Boots the chemist had a big display of doctor whites ,Tampax, lillets and always the lady in the shop told me they were for the Christmas period ;D

Deer oh, deer.

[Ianlatics]

mobbsynorwich said:

i was walking down the high street Saturday morning Boots the chemist had a big display of doctor whites ,Tampax, lillets and always the lady in the shop told me they were for the Christmas period ;D

Do you have them with stuffing sorry sick joke