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Post by makemvinyl on Sept 21, 2006 7:18:21 GMT
Love Dress A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?" His funeral will be held Thursday.
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Post by girldancer on Sept 24, 2006 19:56:09 GMT
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Post by Ianlatics on Oct 4, 2006 5:59:21 GMT
Don`t even think about putting your love dress on (ironed or not) sun 4pm because your hubbys beloved Grimbsy yes Grimbsy is live on Sky and that doesn`t happen all that often (I`m on about Grimbsy on tv)
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Post by playsforplaytime on Oct 4, 2006 10:51:35 GMT
Don`t even think about putting your love dress on (ironed or not) sun 4pm because your hubbys beloved Grimbsy yes Grimbsy is live on Sky and that doesn`t happen all that often (I`m on about Grimbsy on tv) don't listen to him, i support the posh and have packed me travel-iron, see ya sunday at 4:00 p.m. (unless of course Grimsby are playing the POSH!!!)
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Post by Ianlatics on Oct 4, 2006 19:05:21 GMT
Don`t even think about putting your love dress on (ironed or not) sun 4pm because your hubbys beloved Grimbsy yes Grimbsy is live on Sky and that doesn`t happen all that often (I`m on about Grimbsy on tv) don't listen to him, i support the posh and have packed me travel-iron, see ya sunday at 4:00 p.m. (unless of course Grimsby are playing the POSH!!!) You smooth talking coops, by the way have you seen the size of BIG T (girldancers hubby) didn`t think so
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