Post by steve womack on Oct 26, 2006 11:31:31 GMT
:)Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end and because he couldn’t swim he promptly began to sink.
Mary realising her friend was in trouble jumped in to save him swimming to the bottom of the pool and finally pulling Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her mentally stable.
When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I believe you've regained your senses".
"The bad news is that although you saved Jim, he has sadly hung himself in the bathroom, using the belt of his robe.
I am so sorry, but I have to inform you that he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry". ;D
Mary realising her friend was in trouble jumped in to save him swimming to the bottom of the pool and finally pulling Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her mentally stable.
When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I believe you've regained your senses".
"The bad news is that although you saved Jim, he has sadly hung himself in the bathroom, using the belt of his robe.
I am so sorry, but I have to inform you that he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry". ;D