Post by steve womack on Nov 12, 2006 13:49:54 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D A man walks into a bar with a crocodile, sits on a stool and taking out a stick he hits the crocodile on the back of the head, the crocodile opens his mouth at which point the man takes out his c—k and puts it into the crocks mouth.
He swings his stick again hitting the crocks head who closes his jaws.
The whole bar holds it’s breathe then after a minute the man whacks the crocks head again and it opens its mouth, the guys slips the old man back in his trousers and stands up.
Right he says if anyone else wants to try that I will give them £100, there is absolute silence in the bar and everyone is looking at the crock.
‘COME ON’ shouts the man a £100 for anyone who’ll do it, Silence then a blonde girl at the back pipes up from the back.
OK I’ll give it a try but only if you promise not to hit me so hard with the stick.
Why do blondes have more fun?
They’re more easily impressed.
Why did the blonde have sex with the lights on?
She left the car door open.
Why do blondes make bad dairy farmers?
They can’t keep their calves together.
Why don’t blondes look out of the window in the morning?
They wouldn’t have anything to do in the afternoon.
What’s the difference between a clever blonde and a dumb blonde?
The clever blondes have dark roots showing.
A blonde girl is staying in a posh hotel and she decides she’ll try the milk bath, so she calls reception and asks for 100 pints of milk to fill up the bath.
Pasteurised? asks the receptionist.
‘No just up to my tits’ answers the blonde.
What’s the difference between a blonde and the ‘Grande old Duke of York’?
The Grand Old Duke of York only had 10,000 men.
Heard about the blonde chef who thought Coq au Vin was sex in the back of a transit van.
