Hail Mary Full of Grace

[steve womack]

Four nuns die and go to heaven and at the Pearly Gates St Peter stops them ‘I’m sorry sisters he says but for a nun to enter heaven she must be completely pure’

Sister Mary have you ever had the slightest contact with a mans pen-s St Peter asks.

I must confess I have, sighs Sister Mary when I was younger I once saw a mans p-nis.

St Peter points to a font and says go wash your eyes out with the holy water and you can pass into heaven

Now Sister Martha what about you?

Sister Martha blushes and replies I must confess that I once stroked a mans pen-s with my hand.

Wash your hands in the holy water and you can pass into heaven says Peter but before he can say anything else there is a big commotion and the two remaining nuns are pushing and shoving each other.

Sisters, Sisters cries St Peter there is room in Gods Kingdom for all the righteous what is the meaning of this unseemly scuffling.

The fourth nun Sister Anne pipes up, If I’m going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to get to it before Sister Catherine sticks her fat arse in it

P.S.
I would love to know who set up the bad language filter on this site Nick!!!!!! If you write Pen-s the filter changes it to 9" who's kidding who here?

[Nick®]

swomack said:

P.S.
I would love to know who set up the bad language filter on this site Nick!!!!!! If you write Pen-s the filter changes it to 9" who's kidding who here?

Yes sorry if you are feeling inferior but I just thought it was average. ;D

[robdriscoll]

That nun joke was a cracker still laughing now.Am I thick or what got loads of jokes just dont know how to post em. Rob Driscoll

[steve womack]

No Rob you are not thick just a luddite I'm afraid same as most of us.
Do what I do Rob, write them in word first then copy and paste.

On the jokes (or any) subject list on the blue toolbar there is a
'New Thread' just click on that and voila, paste away smileys and all sorts.
Have Fun
Don't forget to give them a title and please not too blue
smut yes, porn no ;D ;D . as Nick says the vicar often looks in fact he told me the nun joke !!!!!

[steve womack]

:)Another Nun joke from the vicar :-

;DTwo nuns are sat on a bench in the park when a streaker runs past.

One has a stroke, but the other can't reach.

;D
Two nuns are sitting in the bath. One says 'where's the soap?'
the other replies 'Yes it does doesn't it