Post by steve womack on Nov 14, 2006 21:56:34 GMT
;D ;D 
Two Blondes are planning a bank robbery.
One of them stays in the car with the engine running and the other one pulls on a balaclava. Now says the getaway driver ‘You’ve got the gun’? Yes ‘You’ve got the rope’? Yes and ‘you’ve got the dynamite’? yes everything, ‘Good now go for it. So the blonde runs into the bank. She’s been gone a long time and no explosion. She’s been gone a very long time and still no explosion. The getaway driver is about to give up and drive off when the blonde runs out of the bank, no money, balaclava half off pursued by a security guard with his trousers round his ankles and jumps into the car. As they speed off the driver turns to the blonde and says ‘I tell you every time – you’re meant to tie up the guard and blow the safe’.
Two blondes walk into a building.
You would have thought one of them would have seen it.
Why is a blonde like a beer bottle?
They both have nothing but air from the neck up.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a road sign?
Road signs sometimes say ‘stop’.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
The light bulb is brighter but the blonde is easier to turn on.
What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
Her legs.
A blonde goes to the doctors and says ‘doctor I hurt all over’. She presses her finger into her knee, ‘That hurts’ she presses her finger into her stomach ‘look that hurts’ and then she presses her finger into her forehead ‘ Yeowww that really hurts’ what is it doctor what’s wrong with me ? The doc replies ‘You have a broken finger’
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one – and a dozen blokes to look up her skirt while she does it.
And finally one for the blondes:-
What does a blonde do with her arsehole in the morning?
Gives him his packed lunch and sends him off to work.