Post by paulnewton on Feb 11, 2007 16:48:48 GMT
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The
brain said, " I should be Boss because I control the whole body's
responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we
carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands
said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all
the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and
the eyes until finally the dark place spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the dark place being the Boss. So
the dark place went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the
feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain
fevered. Eventually they all decided that the dark place should be the
Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the
work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral of the story:
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any dark place will do.
brain said, " I should be Boss because I control the whole body's
responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we
carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands
said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all
the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and
the eyes until finally the dark place spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the dark place being the Boss. So
the dark place went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the
feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain
fevered. Eventually they all decided that the dark place should be the
Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the
work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral of the story:
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any dark place will do.