Post by paulnewton on Feb 19, 2007 18:21:07 GMT
Johnny wanted to make love to a girl in his office.....but she
belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me have you...."
The girl said "NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said to ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.
So she agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what
happened......
She answered, "The sod used coins.
belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me have you...."
The girl said "NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said to ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.
So she agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what
happened......
She answered, "The sod used coins.
