Oh to be Ten again!!!

[steve womack]

:)A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
I'd love to be ten again" she replied.
On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
The Death Slide
The Wall of Fear
The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed
to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a refreshing strawberry milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Harry Potter epic, a hot
dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and
a big bag of M&Ms .
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the
bed exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked "Well Dear, what was it like being ten again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed "I meant
my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still
going to get it wrong.