Post by Nick® on Mar 10, 2007 17:08:57 GMT
Simon and Mel had only been married for two weeks. Simon, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old pals. So, he said to Mel,
"Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, lover?" asked Mel.
"I'm going to the pub, my sweet. I'm going to have a beer."
Mel said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
frige and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
Simon didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, babe...but at the pub...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because Mel interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer glass out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
Simon, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, darling, but at the bar they
have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my precious... at the bar... you know.. there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f*cking beer in your goddamn frozen glass and eat your f*cking snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, dark place?"
"Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, lover?" asked Mel.
"I'm going to the pub, my sweet. I'm going to have a beer."
Mel said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
frige and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
Simon didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, babe...but at the pub...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because Mel interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer glass out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
Simon, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, darling, but at the bar they
have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my precious... at the bar... you know.. there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f*cking beer in your goddamn frozen glass and eat your f*cking snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, dark place?"
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