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Mar 30, 2007 14:24:00 GMT
Post by makemvinyl on Mar 30, 2007 14:24:00 GMT
A Bloke walks into a bric-a-brac shop and sees an ornamental brass rat, the sort of thing women of a certain age love to put on the mantlepiece. He thinks "that'll be perfect for his Mother's birthday", so he asks the shopkeeper how much it is. "£25 for the rat, £100 for the story", replies the man. "Forget the story" says the bloke, and so buys the rat for 25 quid. He walks off down the road, but has not gone 30 yards when a rat comes up from the gutter and starts to follow him. Soon more arrive, and in a few minutes the whole street is a sea of rats, all following the bloke, who keeps walking until he comes to a cliff. He throws the brass rat over, and millions of rats follow, one after each other, plunging to their death. The bloke them runs back to shop..... "Aaaah", says the shop keeper, "you'll be back for the story" "F**k the story - do you have a brass Man Utd fan?"
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