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Post by makemvinyl on May 2, 2007 10:12:41 GMT
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? are you crazy??" She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once." "And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
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Post by manc99 on May 3, 2007 17:43:50 GMT
Brilliant, but don't let Ann (GD) see it. Might give her ideas!!!!!!!
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Post by girldancer on May 3, 2007 20:22:45 GMT
Just seen it!!!! Just watch it, or else!!!!
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Post by manc99 on May 4, 2007 13:29:10 GMT
Brilliant, but don't let Ann (GD) see it. Might give her ideas!!!!!!! thats once!!!! and from this moment, we're going to live happily ever after
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Post by Ianlatics on May 4, 2007 19:37:43 GMT
thats once!!!! and from this moment, we're going to live happily ever after So you'll be on crutches tomorrow night then tony, no dancing for you
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Post by Muffin Top on Feb 9, 2008 23:00:24 GMT
Can't believe it. That's the same joke my dad told at my wedding. Only he had the sexes the right way round.
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Post by Muffin Top on Feb 10, 2008 17:47:16 GMT
Talking of happy marriages ...
When I was 16 my dad gave me a condom. “You’re a grown lad now son, so that’s in case you get lucky tonight.”
When I was 18 he gave me a pack of three. “You’ve got a steady girl now son, so that’s one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
When I was 21 he gave me a pack of twelve. “You’ve got a family now son, so that’s one for January, one for February, one for March, one for April …”
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