Post by steve womack on May 16, 2007 19:04:19 GMT
:)Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra lorra fun."
So off they shoot back to her place and after a couple of drinks they went off
to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
Afterwards Sean leans over to Cilla and whispers in her ear, "If you think that was good, just let me shleep for half a wee hour and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand".
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour and when he awakens, they have even better sex than before.
Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for
another wee hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......."
"I know Sean, I know yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No
problem hun".
Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind
blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette
and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer
willie in the other - does it really stimulate yer that much?"
Sean replies,
"No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
scouser, she stole ma wallet !".
;D ;D ;D 
despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra lorra fun."
So off they shoot back to her place and after a couple of drinks they went off
to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
Afterwards Sean leans over to Cilla and whispers in her ear, "If you think that was good, just let me shleep for half a wee hour and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand".
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour and when he awakens, they have even better sex than before.
Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for
another wee hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......."
"I know Sean, I know yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No
problem hun".
Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind
blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette
and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer
willie in the other - does it really stimulate yer that much?"
Sean replies,
"No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
scouser, she stole ma wallet !".
;D ;D ;D 
