silent fart Jun 22, 2007 14:29:58 GMT Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by cleo on Jun 22, 2007 14:29:58 GMT Old couple in church, during service the old lady whispers "ive just done a silent fart, what should i do?" Husband says "put a battery in your fecking hearing aid".