Post by steve womack on Aug 7, 2007 20:44:23 GMT
:)A drunk stinking of beer sat down on the subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained; his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of whisky was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and slurred, "Say
Father you look like an intelligent man what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, drinking too much alcohol, showing contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said began to feel remorseful, so eventually he nudged the man and said. "My Son, I'm very sorry.
I didn't mean to be so judgemental. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father but I was just reading here that the Pope does."
