Post by topcatnumpty1 on Sept 6, 2007 18:45:38 GMT
Whilst in Tesco,s the other day ,i noticed this woman(about my age) staring at me and nodding her head.Wherever i went (deli counter--frozen food section---fruit and veg area--she was there staring at me and nodding her head. Finally i cud stand it no longer and when i turned round at the checkout--she was still doing it- i flipped and said--"look do i know you,have you got a problem",she looked me slowly in the eye and said"--"i think i may have one of your children" .Well the wife fainted ,i sat down and said"oh no, you,re not that barmaid that me and 2 of my mates gang -banged over that pool table on my stag night"she looked at me and slowly replied--"NO,I,M YOUR SON,S ENGLISH TEACHER!!!!!"
topcatnumpty(the artist formerly known as TonyC.)
topcatnumpty(the artist formerly known as TonyC.)