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Post by steve womack on Sept 12, 2007 8:21:19 GMT
:)Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home as fast as she could, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in and encouraged her. One day Ethel was speeding up the corridor when a door opened and ‘Crazy Clarence’ stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license to drive that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped. ;D As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, ‘Kooky Ken’ jumped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! has your vehicle got a tax disc?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drinks coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor, ‘Weird Walter‘ stepped out in front of her butt- naked, and holding his co-k in his hand. "Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again."
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Post by topcatnumpty1 on Sept 12, 2007 19:15:43 GMT
Steve,--i know you,re laid up m8 --but that,s too ol to laugh at----------ENGLAND AVE JUST SCORED ---MICHAEL OWEN___ YOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! BYE Tony C.
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Post by steve womack on Sept 14, 2007 10:30:09 GMT
yeah TC you're right mate but I had nothing else to do, struggled down to the Old Harrow for the music quiz and a £650 jackpot 'find the box' so missed the second half. Didn't win either but as me and Michael Owen have had the same injury I'm hopefull that one day I may play for England ;D Didn't see you at Dinnington on Saturday hope there wasn't a problem.
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