4 Blokes on a desert island---

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4 blokes on a desert island and after 2 yrs. one of them sadly dies---"Right then shall we bury him at sea or give him a proper christian burial" says one-----"Don, t be daft says one we,ll eat him"-----"no way, we can,t eat Dave ,he,s our mate"----"Was our mate--was our mate,after 2 yrs eating fish,berrys and nuts,it,ll be a treat,human flesh is a delicacy--it,s what Dave would have wanted".--After much thought they all agree and the body is chopped up and B.B.Q.-ed.--Right who,s having what to eat--no ones really sure until Jock says" well i,m from Edinboro and i follow Hearts A.F.C. so i,ll eat the Heart"----O.k then says Scouse i,ll have his Liver"-----the cockney says i,m an Arsenal fan---but all of a sudden---I,M NOT HUNGRY!!!!
Regards
Tony C.