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Post by katyjane80 on Oct 30, 2007 10:19:05 GMT
A convent is blown to bits in an air strike. All of the young nuns are killed. They are all in heaven and standing outside the pearly gates, St Peter tells them to form a queue. He asks the young nun at the front of the queue 'Have you ever had any contact with a male organ?' 'I once touched the tip of one with my little finger' she replied 'Ok said St Peter, dip your little finger in this holy water and go on through' He then asked the next young girl the same question 'I once held one in my left and and stroked and fondled it' 'well dip you left hand in the holy water' said St Peter 'and go on in' Suddenly there is a commotion at the back of the queue and Tracey came pushing her way to the front 'What's the problem dear'asked St Peter 'I'm not being funny' she said 'but if im gonna have to gargle that im doing it now before our Sharon dips her arse in it' ;D
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Post by chris-od on Oct 30, 2007 18:22:23 GMT
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