Post by steve womack on Feb 3, 2008 12:07:25 GMT
Two southerners - businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. Looking around one said to the other, "I bet you any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Yorkshireman walked up to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Yorkshire accent asked "Alreet our kid, what's tha sellin' ere?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling @rse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshireman said, "Tha's doing well then... Only two left!"
Southerners - God bless 'em - should't mess with Yorkshiremen ;D ;D
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. Looking around one said to the other, "I bet you any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Yorkshireman walked up to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Yorkshire accent asked "Alreet our kid, what's tha sellin' ere?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling @rse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshireman said, "Tha's doing well then... Only two left!"
Southerners - God bless 'em - should't mess with Yorkshiremen ;D ;D